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Well, it sure has been a long time hasn't it? I didn't die or anything - just got really busy with life. I applied to go to the Arts Institute here in lovely Vancouver - hopefully to enter the Game Art and Design course. We'll see. Other than that (game-wise) I beat Call of Duty, and tried it a few times online. I have never died to so many spawn kills before. It was insane! Anyway, the multiplayer was disappointing - the levels are quite bad. It's ok for 15 mins with some friends, but I just can't get into it. On the CS front, I just can't play 1.6 anymore. I get that stupid "vortexed bullets" error so goddamn often I scream. If you want to search www.gametiger.net for "Shifteh", you'll probably find me in a game of 1.5. If you'd like to download 1.5 again, give me an email at garth_erlam@yahoo.ca. I was going to add guides for the Galil and FAMAS - but we'll see :) Hope you guys had a great St. Pats! - and enjoy the Galil Guide for CS!
19-03-2004
There, added the Shotgun Guide for Natural Selection. Enjoy, and have fun!
15-09-2003
I just added my Guide to the Pistol in Natural Selection. Hope you enjoy it!
24-08-2003
Sorry about the HUGE delay in anything guys - I got frustrated when I lost all the stuff I had updated. I have updated the Natural Selection Review, and I will be adding some guides to playing it. If you want to play NS with me, I play at the following servers:
208.181.81.120:27015 nsRadio.net - Natural Selection Radio
24.207.0.212:27015 redphive.org -1-
24.207.0.211:27015 redphive.org -2-
24.207.0.212:27016 redphive.org -3-
I play as both Shift and occasionally Lord Sarcasm. Need some help learning NS? I'm there, ask away.
I added a guide to the Light Machine Gun for the Marines, enjoy!
19-08-2003
Well I added my knife guide (which I did some time ago). As you may have noticed, knowstrategy is down, as my server was removed. Enjoy the new stuff though :)
26-06-2003
I just participated in a small (badly organized) CS tourny. Our team had never met before, and 2 of the people had been playing CS for about a week... nevertheless we got really close to winning a few games, and I was pretty much the MVP. Yes, your favourite guide writer was hsing like crazy. And I didnt use the AWP, because I rarely had the money o_0!! Anyway, it was fun, and I recommend Tournaments to all!
11-01-2003
A note to everyone out there; DO NOT go to this server:
Sin City (FF) 1.5 (64.233.218.172:27015)
They refused to even the teams, said the server would 'auto-even them' (it had been 4 on 6 for 4 rounds) and then slayed me for burning someone who insulted me. So, if you want to play with immature admins whose voices havn't even broken yet, GO THERE!
;D
06-01-2003
I'm almost done the Warcraft 3 review. I'll be updating it as I get further into the 'story,' as I had to reformat. Thanks for dropping by, and don't forget to vote! :)
05-01-2003
There are sad people in this world.
Bunny Hop Hacking.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life. At one point, they all bunch together, and he gets _THREE_ kills with a scout shot. I'll get him to post some more, but I just have to say it was HILLARIOUS. Oh, he was vote kicked for hacking.
So to Sod Outlaw, wherever you may be. We have the demo, it shows he's better than you, deal with it.
02-01-2003
I have great news, everyone :D
A friend of mine from High School is going to host this site soon, which means UNLIMITED file sizes for you guys. I'm going to host most (if not all) of the mods I review, and you can dl them at your leisure! I'm working on another guide, but I have to lassoo Stealth into adding to it. Hope you all had great holidays, I sure did!
28-12-2002
Sometime yesterday we got our 20000th unique hit! Thanks for your patronage everyone! :)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Have a great holiday, and keep smiling! :D
25!!!!!!!!!!!!-12-2002
You know what I hate about CS? The MP5. Why? When this happens. Goddamn you CS< goddamn you.
22-12-2002
FINALLY:
"What do you really think about the CS 1.5? Because I must say that CS 1.3 was much better and more fun! What do you think? -gamers.nu
I totally agree with that one: 1.3 = a lot more fun and a lot of more skills. Lets just hope the rumors about 1.6 being kind of like 1.3 are true. -Heaton"
That is for ALL of you out there who argued against my "CS 1.3 requires more skill" comments. If the top CS player in the WORLD agrees with me, I think I hold the torch for this one.
21-12-2002
This site is going to go through some MAJOR changes soon. I won't say what, but they aren't bad. It should be over in a week or so, we'll see. In other news, HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
21-12-2002
Some people need to shut their damn mouths. Not only that, he was wallhacking. The final K:D for each of us was I killed him 4 times, he killed me twice. The second time, he had his clanner friend (who was on my team) block my vision/shots. I managed to kill another guy on their team, but eventually got killed. Now take a look at his name. The moral? You'll never be as good as I am Inbreed, even with hacks. Enjoy! ;D
Congrat's, we're l33t!
I updated the Glock Guide's Damage Picture. After some tests I found it actually does 7 to kevlar, not 8 (believe me, it add's up).
I uploaded the current Beretta's skin that I use. I hope you enjoy it :)
18-12-2002
It is official, I have been Converted. I see the Light, and It Is Good. I use the Scout. After doing testing for Stealth's no-zoom guide, I found the wonder that is running and Scouting. Sorry PHO clan, but those ... 6 kills in a row werent flukes. It's no zoom scout skill baby ;) In honour of this achievement and personal betterment, I have uploaded the Scout Damage Paperdoll. Enjoy!
17-12-2002
SHIFTY-EYES.TK GOES INTERNATIONAL!
We have had an offer to translate at least one of our guides into GREEK of all things! Blurcoder emailed me with high praise for Stealth's no-zoom sniping guide, and wants to translate it, and possibly other guides, into greek for all our greek fans out there. So good work Stealth, good work Me, and good work Blurcoder! I'll post the rest of the details as soon as we learn them. Thanks for your patronage everyone, and enjoy the guides! -Shifty Eyes
15-12-2002
I added the damage picture for the AWP/M. Enjoy all ;D
Added a CS No Zoom Sniping guide to the Guides section and also added a CS Weapon Mode Cycler Script to the Downloads section. Check them both out and tell us what you think! =D
13-12-2002
We got our 30,000th Hit some time today, thanks for your support everyone! Stealth is working on a demo of how to use an AWP/Scout in an amusing way. I'll go bug him to put it up ;)
10-12-2002
I just uploaded a demo of myself using the AWP. Now I havnt used it in a long time, it was 5am, and I was on sleeping pills o_0!! Not to mention this ballmouse *mutter mutter* anyway, ENJOY!
03-12-2002
I just though I'd show you guys this picture as an example of what NOT to do with your server. Seriously, who needs that much crap?
In other news, Oblivion and I worked on the shotgun damage picture, and it's up! Now those numbers are missleading, that was at VERY close range when ALL pellets hit. Still, that headshot damage is the same as an awp! I'm scared *hides*
By the by, you can all thank Kinlap, as he requested that Damage Picture :)
01-12-2002
I added a Garand Guide for Day of Defeat, and updated a couple Damage Pictures. Enjoy, everyone!
30-11-2002
I added the damage picture for Counter-Strike's UMP 45, and modified the ones for Day of Defeat's Carbine and Thompson. Enjoy!
29-11-2002
I just added the damage picture for the SIG p228. Go check it out, it's REALLY close to the usp. Also, I BELIEVE I may have to redo the ak one, as a chest shot does not seem to do 25, but 24. If so, that's a HUGE difference if you think about it.
28-11-2002
I updated the pictures for most of the Counter-Strike Weapon Damages. Tell me if you like the new ones better :)
26-11-2002
I just wanted to let you all know that I did just get back from the hospital, and yes I'm ok. I'm still a little sick, so I wont be able to update much for a couple days. I'm getting Warhammer 40k: Chaos Gate off ebay in a couple days, so I'll have a review within a week or two I hope :) Anyway, enjoy the site, and toast your health!
22-11-2002
I updated the Colt M4 Guide that Oblivion wrote to include a demo I made a few weeks ago. I use a diff name, but it IS me. Enjoy, and LEARN! :D
20-11-2002
I saw this article recently and thought you guys might be interested. Delayed another month, who would have guessed *rolls eyes*. Another interview with little said and little worthwhile. It is interesting to note that the shield will totally unbalance online play, I cant wait to try it out o_0!!
I predict either almost everyone uses that thing, or that no-one does. Yes, extremist, but watch.
19-11-2002
I was testing some of the weapons online, and I THINK I found out why the Mac10 is so bad.. I'll let you know when I have more info, but.. the damage is.. not what it should be.
I added my review of Homeworld. I'm working on getting the add on, so hopefully I'll have that review up soon too :)
We just got our 25000th hit! Thanks for your support everyone, keep it coming! :D
18-11-2002
Updated to add the Damage for the Dual Beretta Elites of CS fame. Enjoy! (check that no helmet damage, damn that sucks)
16-11-2002
I just added the Weapon Damages for the DoD Weapons: M1 Carbine, MP 40, Thompson 45, Karbiner 98k (and scoped). Thanks to various people on the DoD forums for these numbers (you know who you are, email me and I'll put your naems here ;)
I have a QUEST for all of you out there!
I am looking for the game:
Warhammer: Chaos Gate
If any of you have that game, if you could either burn it for me (I think it's officially abbandonware now), send it to me, I'll burn it and send it back, or I can buy it off you. Thanks everyone!
14-11-2002
I added the Gun Damage Amounts for the MP5-Navy. Enjoy!
After searching for quite awhile, I tracked down the map dod_clervaux2. It is now in the download section for your convenience.
I noticed we've had a few people in the IRC room, but they dont message, they just leave. If you send ME a message, it'll pop-up. A lot of the time I'm just playing a game and alt-tab on occasion. Feel free to hassle me, thats why I'm there ;D
Oh, and due to several askances, if you want to find me online, as in where/what I am playing, use http://www.gametiger.net and search for either Oblivion (Stealth) or Shifty Eyes (me).
13-11-2002
I have updated the USP, Glock, DE, AK, and M4 to include a picture of the damage they do to each body part. Enjoy, I have a few requests for it :)
11-11-2002
I uploaded my Terrorists Guide to the First Round today, because my goddamn ISP was down yesterday. ENJOY!
10-11-2002
We just made an IRC room for all you guys out there :) it's in irc.sandnet.net, channel #enlightenment. See you there!
In other news, we discovered that (as we had suspected) www.updated.com is a scam. They say you get 10 cents for every person who uses the search engine on your site. Then later they say its per IP (as we had suspected). Then they pulled the weirdest thing on us. The first day we tested it, we had 19 seaches. Most were us, I believe two were other people. The second day, we had 9. SO they said ALL the first and second day, with the exception of ONE search were 'spam.' Then, they deleted all 4 of the searches done on the 3rd day. I asked why, and they said we were breaking a code of conduct rule. I asked which one, and apparently, we forced you to search.
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DO NOT USE THAT PRODUCT! Lets boycott those fuckers into the ground.
09-11-2002
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